Wheeling Jenny
July 5, 2008, 5:13 pm
Filed under:
Marleen Vaughan,
Marly's,
fashion,
retro,
vintage | Tags:
Country,
cowgirls,
cows,
gurls,
Lonely,
Tom Waits,
WesternJenny crushed her cigarette out, as Tom Waits sang “Had Me A Girl“. The last time she heard it, her favorite gold cowgirl shirt was ruined. Tears welled up in her eyes. She missed that shirt. It had beautiful pearl snap buttons that fit perfectly around her tits. Her dickhead Ex deserved what he got. She leaned back on the couch, lit another smoke and whispered to herself “…bastard. Shoulda shot him once more for bleeding all over it.“
- Wheeling Jenny
Two Layer Options, Sculptie Collar and Sleeves
FOUR COLORS: Villian, Robins Egg, Golden Boy & Skintastic
Each: $150L, FOUR PACK: $475L
Montana & Moody
July 3, 2008, 8:05 pm
Filed under:
Marleen Vaughan,
Marly's,
Retro Hair,
fashion,
retro,
vintage | Tags:
Farts,
Gas,
Good Times,
Horse,
WyomingMontana rode slowly over the crest. The majestic beauty of Wyoming overwhelmed her: the sunset; a dusty landscape; and gentle sounds of Moody, her horse. It all inspired her. Leaning forward in her saddle, she relaxed and let out a handsome fart. Smiling, Montana felt as though she had properly marked the trail. Moody snorted his approval and they began their decent down the mountain.
EACH COLOR HAS TWO DIFFERENT VERSIONS
Black & Brown Hats
16 PACK: $700L or 4 PACK: $175L
The usual colors . . .
Lemon, Buttermilk, Toast, Maple, Cherry, Tangerine, Licorice & Whipped Cream
*shakes a stick at you*
Retrology Sidewalk Sale
CHOICE Fat Packs are now HALF OFF!
Including Some New Hair Texture Designs & A Few of your Favorite Dress
Sale Ends July 4th at Midnight.
. . or whenever my lazy ass gets out of bed the next day. tee hee.
Rudi & Marly sittin’ in a tree!
“Enough.” Lisa slammed down her copy of the New York Times where the headline read A BLUE BURKA FOR JUSTICE. Muttering to herself, she flew open the door and ripped into the boxes in her closet. “The Gernreich Agenda is now in motion,” Lisa said as she held up her 1964 topless bikini. “Wait until they get a load of me!” She stopped and wondered… “do you think Ashcoft is in the white pages?”
The Gernreich Agenda
$150L Each or $475L FOUR PACK
COLORS: OCEANIC, CORAL, SHARK, SUNSET
Top and Bottom in ALL LAYERS
A Shameful Breast Censor is included as well.
Thank you
A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL MY CUSTOMERS
FOR MAKING MY FIRST BIG SALE A PLEASANT SURPRISE FOR THIS MISANTHROPIC GURL.
It is very much appreciated.
Be on the look out for new hair styles coming your way.
